Hey mom! I'm going to Labour Camp!
What do all prisons have in common?
A) They are over crowded
B) They waste valuable tax money
C) They are full of criminals!
D) They spend to much on rehab programs
E) All of above
If you picked any answer you are CORRECT! Bonus points if you picked E!
Now our prison system is full of hardened criminals which we as a society have to pay for so they can watch cable get three meals a day, and basically lay around and do nothing productive. They become over crowded and therefore cost us more money to increase capacity so we can contain the scum of society! So how do we fix this you might ask?
It's simple... Labour camps! Or Gulags if your old school!
Private companies bid on these prisoners to do industrial labour, since we revoke their rights they work for pennies a day, won't complain about overtime (if they do just beat them)so you can work these desolate pieces of garbage 16 hours a day digging up copper from mines, or other dangerous tasks. This generates huge profit for the companies because I don't have to hire a unionist at 8 bajillion dollars, and deal with their whining about taking 60 minute breaks and health coverage. Prisoners are expendable in a sense there's millions of them and thousands more born each day, it's a untapped resource!
You ask how will I get them to work? Besides the beatings, if they don't work they don't get food, they don't get shelter, and they get beat again for being "lazy" so the initiative is basically work or we'll kill you! But of course they might do a horrible job at working how would I solve this? Simple, required amount of work, if they don't fill the cart by 5 o'clock they keep working until they do they don't get food and water or shelter... If they don't complete before next days work they ADD another cart and probably a fire hose on them or something.
It saves everyone money, tax payers, governments, and businesses, and it puts a very practical use to our very impractical members of society. These prisons will no longer be crowded, because companies always look for cheap solutions, and no longer will we have to worry about your kid getting in trouble because if he does it's off to the mines!
If your prisoners don't look like this:
Or this:
YOU FAILED!!!
A) They are over crowded
B) They waste valuable tax money
C) They are full of criminals!
D) They spend to much on rehab programs
E) All of above
If you picked any answer you are CORRECT! Bonus points if you picked E!
Now our prison system is full of hardened criminals which we as a society have to pay for so they can watch cable get three meals a day, and basically lay around and do nothing productive. They become over crowded and therefore cost us more money to increase capacity so we can contain the scum of society! So how do we fix this you might ask?
It's simple... Labour camps! Or Gulags if your old school!
Private companies bid on these prisoners to do industrial labour, since we revoke their rights they work for pennies a day, won't complain about overtime (if they do just beat them)so you can work these desolate pieces of garbage 16 hours a day digging up copper from mines, or other dangerous tasks. This generates huge profit for the companies because I don't have to hire a unionist at 8 bajillion dollars, and deal with their whining about taking 60 minute breaks and health coverage. Prisoners are expendable in a sense there's millions of them and thousands more born each day, it's a untapped resource!
You ask how will I get them to work? Besides the beatings, if they don't work they don't get food, they don't get shelter, and they get beat again for being "lazy" so the initiative is basically work or we'll kill you! But of course they might do a horrible job at working how would I solve this? Simple, required amount of work, if they don't fill the cart by 5 o'clock they keep working until they do they don't get food and water or shelter... If they don't complete before next days work they ADD another cart and probably a fire hose on them or something.
It saves everyone money, tax payers, governments, and businesses, and it puts a very practical use to our very impractical members of society. These prisons will no longer be crowded, because companies always look for cheap solutions, and no longer will we have to worry about your kid getting in trouble because if he does it's off to the mines!
If your prisoners don't look like this:
Or this:
YOU FAILED!!!
posted by James Nease at 11:02 PM
3 Comments:
Fine, but they still get workers' rights.
You seem to have a questionable grasp of the Libertarian philosophy. Prisoners still have rights, however because they have violated others rights they are confined until it is determined they will no longer violate others rights. As such they take their own rights away. We do not. No one has has the right to take away rights. It is on this basis that we even have a "right" to do anything about it.
It's satire...
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