Damn it Purdue!

I woke up this morning after pulling an all nighter, so of course I turned my lap top on, put my Shakira mix tape in my CD player and made myself a bitchin' cup of coffee. So I checked my e-mail as I always do (mostly to delete Viagra ads there's like a million of them!) So I scroll down and I see this an actual e-mail!


Subject: Advanced life Sciences exam
From: ahuerta@purdue.edu
Date: Monday, June 19, 2006 10:27
To: mlatour@purdue.edu

Cc: j.nease@insightbb.com


Hello Dr. Latour,

All the exams are finally in, so the scoring can begin. Letters of pass/no pass will be mailed out this Friday, and I will have for you a complete list of who took the exams and their scores.

If you have any questions, you can call me here at the office or send me an e-mail. My ALS workshop is over so I will be here at the office all week.

Thank you,

Alex

Alexandria I. Huerta
Dept of Youth Development & Ag Education
615 W. State Street, Room 221
West Lafayette, IN 47907-2053
Tele: (765) 496-3266
Fax: (765) 496-1152
e-mail: ahuerta@purdue.edu

So I'm like awesome the AP exams are done so I'll head up there to get my test scores early because I have to register for college before FRIDAY, and it would save soo much trouble if I just got them now and slipped Prof. Latour a 10 spot. So I arrive there by noon, and there is a State FFA meeting, I'm like "Cool Ernest is probably here!" I seen the LHS short bus but couldn't locate him but o'well I'll catch him later. Anyways I walk up to the Registrar Kiosk and show her my credentials and she cannot find my god damn transcript...

So I'm like no problem I'll just jog half way across the campus to the College of Agriculture and talk to the Youth Program Director/Undergraduate Liason. I get there and the secretary has no clue what I was talking about so she refered me to the guidance counselor which he gave me a list of names to hit up... So I went to look for these people, I try the first on the list he isn't in his office so some guy tried to call EVERYONE on campus to help me that took 50 minutes from my day Then I continue to go through the list and everybody is out on demonstration or just not there period.

So by this time two fucking hours elapsed and I'm getting a little agitated as it's a billion degrees outside and the AC is down in half these buildings. So after this ridiculous goose chase which got me no where it is now 5:30 and still nothing, the secretary was supposed to call me ASAP when the Dean returned from his lunch break, but still no word. So I wasted an entire day because some e-mail told me they were in but the people that were supposed to be GRADING them took a damn vacation, talking to college freshmen, or partying it up at this parade deal they had on the south end of campus.

In conclusion Purdue is horribly mismanaged, doesn't have adequete cooling systems and the secretaries are about as sharp as box of rocks. So I'm just going to sit back hope I didn't get sun burn and continue to curse as they are perhaps the dumbest adults I've ever met....


P.S

Seriously they wrote me an email over it and had NO FUCKING CLUE about the exam? Seriously WTF?

P.P.S

Fuck you Alex you were not in your damn office I came by like 9 damn times you were gone all fucking day!